Latest dream of the afternoon: Dreamed that I was narrating a story (ala ancient TVB drama) where a young man visits the madam of a house and straddles her. She doesn’t reject his advances (but nothing was shown lol malaysian tv in my brain) as she is a lonely woman.
Then as the door is closed, I become the madam and I start to get aggressive by plucking and snapping of his teeth one by one, while looking at a study model of his teeth. The teeth was some how spread out in OPG style (x-ray of your jaws) BUT in plaster of paris, with the teeth snapped out accordingly.
I was just snapping his teeth off one by one while he sat there but with anger in his eyes. I snapped everything off with my fingers and suddenly family members started returning to the house so I left one quadrant of his dentition in tact. (the entire dentition is divided into four..so one quadrant is 8 teeth.)
I knew he was going to take revenge but I had to get away from him.
Then I forgot what happened. LOL.
Next thing I knew, Linda Chung (wtf) was forcing me to chomp on glass and eat them.
I couldn’t tahan swallowing the pieces of glass so I started to retch out bits of glass. I had to puke it out carefully so that I did not cut my throat. The retching woke me up. UGHH. Luckily I didn’t puke on Chee Kiang’s bed.
Sent my first ever order from
One Woman’s Junk by hand delivering it to a house in USJ 11. The buyer’s name shall be known as K.
Stopped outside the house, checked the number. Number 19. Check. Road? USJ11/xxD. I’m pretty sure it is.
The house and all its neighbors do not have door bells so I was knocking on their gates. I contemplated climbing into the houses to put the bag of clothes but I thought about my future and realize that it is not wise to stay in jail over one red dress and a green top.
So after knocking on like four houses, a little girl comes out of one of the houses. I explained my situation and asked if I could place the bag of clothes at her house and I would tell K to come collect it later in the evening. She first agrees then runs back out to say that her mummy don’t let. Ok lor. I then ask her maid for a plastic bag and she gives it to me to put the clothes in.
All wrapped up in a plastic bag, I then throw the plastic bag into house number 19, USJ 11/xD.
Satisfied with myself, I reaffirmed the address on my phone and my eyeballs almost popped out when I saw that it was actually 19, USJ 11/xB. B!!!
I stared forlornly at the plastic bag sitting in the garden of the wrong house and thought about foregoing that bag of clothes forever and returning RM58 to the poor K.
I then knocked on number 17 and a girl comes out. She looks like she’s about 16 or 17. I explain my situation to her and ask her if it’s okay for me to come in and borrow a broom and a chair to try to pick up the bag from her neighbour’s garden.Â She kindly let me in and when I placed the chair to the side of her wall, to my horror, the bag was beyond reachable. I contemplated putting one chair on this side of the wall, and trying to put another chair on the other side of the wall. The plan was to climb over. And perhaps fall and crack my skull.
I put the chair over to the other side of the wallâ€¦ and because it was on the grass the chair hit the floor and then fell to its side. FML FML! I was freaking out by then. LOL.
So I told the girl that I would explain the situation to the girl who ordered the dress and could she please please get a hold of the bag for me the moment her neighbors got back. She cheerily said okay and promised me that she would do just that.
I then drive over to USJ 11/xB house no.19. There’s a nice big functioning door bell, with people in the house some more. I was about to vomit blood already. And my feet were getting fried under the afternoon sun.
I explained my situation to another young girl in the house who happens to be the cousin of K and to please remind K to collect the bag of clothes from house number 17 on USJ 11/xD. She said okay, totally understanding the whole story.
I then got into my car and quickly emailed K to tell her the story.
She was so sweet!!! After hearing my super FML story, she even said it made her day. So nice of her right?
But she had her own FML story too, though it had a happy ending:
“zomg you know what happened? I went to house no 17 xD, and the girl told me she forgot to take the parcel from house 19 3D. Then I ketuk ketuk the house gate and the houseowner came out, she said she came back home late and she didnt see any parcel. Then she said she will ask her niece when she comes back whether there was a parcel when the niece got back from work in the evening (the niece was out)
Then i gave her my hp num and drove back home. Just when I parked my car in my house porch the lady called me to say her nephew saw a plastic bag and a stool in the garden when he got home from work, he thought ppl anyhow throw rubbish in the garden and he THREW THE PLASTIC BAG AWAY. Into the huge bin at the end of the lorong summore, not the normal garbage can in each house.. So I started my car and drove back again, then had to go find for the bag in the huge rubbish bin! FML Betul. Thank goodness it was just on top! I brought scissors in the car, so i saw one nicely tied bag on top of a pile of rubbish and i just cut the top open and took the clothes out without touching the plastic bag. The bag is still there, the clothes are with me (yay!)
I shall forever remember this night as the night of my rubbish bin malfunction :D”
I really don’t know what to do with myself already..
I am actually falling apart as my house is in a mess and I am feeling extremely sleep deprived. Need to wake up at 6 something for my class trip to Langkawi. Luckily Nien offered to drive so I can snooze all the way there. <3 And the ferry from Kuala Perlis to Langkawi is just under two hours, more reasons to snooze! <3 <3
So now I shall focus all my energy on churning out this post. You all very bad one lah. I so susah payah do all the reviews yet hardly any comments. T_T Sakit hati tau! But it’s okay, DEMI MAXIS AND SAMSUNG! *fire in the background*
In today’s blog post of phone review monologues, I shall be showing you some of my favourite apps and also three instant messaging apps that I use on this phone.
Layar is a browser that shows you businesses and services around you in real time. The technology that they utilize is called Augmented Reality! You’ll see why.
Watch the video damnit:
If you are reading this as a note on facebook, you probably can’t see it. Don’t be so lazy, come to my blog directly lah!
I am not quite sure what this list is but it greets me everytime I log in.
You have many layers to choose from. Each layer shows you a certain category of service. There are many to choose from. Car rentals, ATM machines, restaurants, shops..etc. When I was at the Penang Airport, I tried using the Car Rental layer and my screen was flooded with listings.
You can even adjust the range. So you can just limit it to like within 1km.
Upon clicking the layer, grids will be sent out to assess the area around you. I don’t know if it’s just for show or not lah because the app clearly utilizes the gps, camera and accelerometer (to be used as a compass). As a result, you get a cool effect when you see the icons float in front of you. See those gas stations on the screen? It means that within a few km as depicted in the blue box with words below, that particular gas station is XXkm away from me.
You can click on the blue screen to get more details about that particular business.
I think this is one of its coolest feature!
You can freaking call them!!! 0_()
I love Layar a lot though it can be quite freaky. Especially when I used the Tweeps layer in a huge crowd. There are bound to be people using twitter while having their gps turned on. With the tweep layar, you can see who just uploaded a tweet like, meters away from you. Yes, it can be that freaky.
While waiting for my flight at Changi, I showed Chee Kiang the Tweeps layer on Layar. We were scouting for twitter users around us.
Watch the video:
Most people are no stranger to this up and coming form of social networking. Foursquare is useful in the sense that it tells you about places around you that are interesting and when your friend checks-in to somewhere new, say a flashy bar, you’d be enticed to check it out yourself too!
When you check-in more than a number of times, you become the Mayor of that particular establishment. Upon receiving your mayorship, some establishments have even picked up on the craze and issued discounts to these so called mayors of their establishment.
Places near my house..anyway, no worries about revealing where I stay. There’s nothing left in my house to loot. Only valuable thing is well……me! 😀 *bows*
Upon clicking on a venue, you have to then check-in.
You can brag to your friends that you’re at like… say, on the Eiffel tower! If only I had this phone last August. Ahem, ahem, brag, brag.
When you click on maps, you can even see exactly where the establishment is located in.
You can even see what others have said about this particular venue. It is very useful for other users who would like to share what they like about their favourite cafe so that other users who drop by would know what’s the house specialty and if it sucks or not.
Google Sky Map
Watch the video:
This is like my bed time story. I need to stare at the sky via this map before I can fall asleep.
Here’s a video of me trying out the app beneath the twinkling sky:
It is actually very fun for those who enjoy stargazing. I’ll be doing some of that tomorrow in Langkawi. Hopefully I can put it to good use!
The gps detects your co-ordinates and then the compass starts working and so the phone will show you what you are supposed to see if you are looking in that particular direction. This is correct because where I am facing in this photo is the west and it was night time already. So the sun has already set in the west and is sort of underneath me.
You have the options of disabling and enabling what you want to see – constellations, planets..etc.
If you point it up, it would show you that the sky is already dark, which it was!
They even have a ‘toggle night’ view thing to ease your eyes.
Watch the video of all the fun application on this phone:
This is a strange but intriguing app.
It charts your menstrual cycle and even shows you when you are ovulating and stuff.
You can add these to your My Days calendar. Very interesting. But my period has not arrived yet since I got the phone, so no chance to try.
Very useful if I am trying to get pregnant.
I’m a huge fan of the website so of course I had to download the application too!
It’s really great to kill time as you would just keep reading and reading.
You can even vote like in the website!
One day….one day I will try this one. Promise!
It’s great that the recipes are divided into such organized categories.
I’m hungry already, damnit.
Everything a blogger needs……..NOT!
Though it is nifty but I still prefer finishing up my blog posts on a computer. The flow of words are constantly coming and trying to write all that on a touch screen phone is a whole different ball game. Totally a buzzkill.
It’s actually very basic but better than nothing.
You can select a photo to be added to your post.
The Star Online
The Star even has their own Android app!
It’s actually done really nicely!
Instant Messaging on the Samsung Galaxy S is very very easy. It’s great that they have practically all instant messaging Â platforms available in the Android Market! They even have ICQ and QQ!
Let’s start off with gTalk first.
Watch the video:
It came preinstalled with the phone.
This is how the contact list appears.
Tried to kacau Liss but she didn’t reply immediately.
I like gTalk because whenever someone wants to chat, I get a notification. It’s almost like having Whats App. ALMOST.
MSN Talk (Msn Messenger)
MSN is so essential. But too bad it drains the battery quite a bit so I cannot leave it running in the background.
I love it because I get to customize it anyway I want!
I got my brother to layan me for my blog review.
Poor guy thought we were shooting a video.
It’s very impressive that Facebook Chat is even available in the Android Market!
You can download themes too!
Got my brother to layan again.
Photos don’t do the Swype keyboard any justice so just watch the video:
Sorry if I sound brief in this post but I am really..really..really.. tired. I can’t blog from now till Sunday (the end of the review period) as I’ll be in Langkawi with my classmates!
Here’s some photos and videos from the phone as usual:
I’m sorry but I have to force another video of my bling bling carkeys on you. I worked so hard on it! I deserve some limelight!
Looking at the alphabets flip on the departures er…screen or board..is very addictive.
The panorama mode is actually pretty good!! Click on the photo to see it in its original size.
Vignette in mono mode.
Oooops Lie Yuen was closing her eyes. We were clearing our lockers that day.
As Brenda said, hope we don’t have to put anything back in!
Made a trip to Tesco to get some essentials to make shifting houses a whole lot easier. Shrink wrap your stacks of books and tie them with rafia strings so they won’t slide about!
Chin Kai and Aik Munn came to get my bed. It’s great that the boys are natural handymen.
Very sad. Just one week left in Sungai Petani and we are introduced to a freaking Steamboat Buffet!! FML x 10000000.
Here’s my entry for the Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards.
Once upon a time, there were two jaws named Bogeh and Chewy.
L-r: Bogeh, Chewy.
Chewy and Bogeh were friends. Not exactly, super close that kind but at least they got on sort of well.
Sometimes they shared a good laugh together..
And sometimes they argue and start mouthing off each other.
One day, Chewy said to Bogeh, “OMG LOOK THERE!”
So they looked.
Mr. Pringles said, “Ahh. That was a good one.” and walked away after he excreted a piece of Pringles chip from his can.
The aroma from the Pringles chip started wafting up to their..er.. I guess noses, wherever that is.. and they were both enticed.
Bogeh was faster than Chewy and picked it up immediately much to Chewy’s horror.
“It’s MINE!” Chewy bellowed.Â
“OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET GO!” screamed Bogeh.
It was so intense until suddenly..
‘Prrraaakkkk’. Bogeh broke in half and lay motionless on the parquet floor.
“AI YAI YAI…what have you done?!?!” screeched Mr. Pringles.Â
Mr. Pringles put his head on the motionless jaws. “No, Bogeh. This is terrible. You fought over a piece of chip from me and now you’re gone!!!” Chewy looked on nonchalantly.
But he was also abit kepo lah, like most Malaysians and Singaporeans. You know how got car accidents sure must see a bit a bit one.
Chewy decided to pretend that nothing happened and slowly put the pringles chip away into the back of his mouth.
“How could you do this to your friend?” asked Mr. Pringles.
“You should be ashamed of yourself!” chastised Mr. Pringles.
“Like I care!” said Chewy indignantly.
Chewy then continued to chew his Pringles chip with all the satisfaction he could muster. “It’s KRRUNCH TIME!” said Chewy.
And made a mess – which showed he was really enjoying himself, savouring the salty chip, bit by bit.
Autopsy results on Bogeh’s homicide will be revealed soon.
“It’s Krrunch Time, Get Playful!” is the theme of this blog post. I was just messing around with some old dental casts which I used for my endo simulation practicals. It’s playing right, sort of like giving life to your soft toys when you were a kid and making a storyline out of it.
So this is the first part of the contest. Don’t expect another story line for the second part of the contest… I hardly have time to shit these days.